I'm taking a leaf out of a previous auctioneer's book and offering a book of recipes for delicious cake and other yummy deserts that I've collected over the years.

After winning said book, please post me a list of your dietary needs and restrictions, if you have any.  I will e-mail you the book, or send it by mail, if you would prefer.  Please ( Read more... )

Offer: I will write you a set of five haiku poems on the subjects of your choice.  Just comment and leave me some prompts once you've won.   I've placed an example of my poetry on my journal, now the second entry down from the top.  If you want, I can try to hunt down some of my old haiku and tanka poems to show you as an example.  I am a published ( Read more... )

Offer: A metric fuck-ton of books in the fantasy/science fiction genre.  Some of them are quite a bit older and have varying degrees of wear, but none of them are exactly about to fall apart.  The books in question are:

The Seeing Stone, by Kevin Crossley-Holland, the first book of his "Arthur" series and a paperback YA book.
Outlander by Diana ( Read more... )

Offer: I will write you a set of three poems in the Japanese style of Tanka.  I am quite experienced in this form of poetry and have had my tanka published twice, in a small magazine called "The Aurorean" and in a small college journal. Just send me a couple of prompts and I'll pick some of them ( Read more... )

Offer: Five used books from the horror genre, most of which are in almost new condition. The books in question are a collection of erotic horror stories from the Hot Blood series called Strange Bedfellows, Stephen King and Peter Straub's The Talisman, Maze of Worlds by Brian Lumley, Stephen King's newest novel, in hardcover and mint condition, Duma ( Read more... )

Offer: A Victoria's Secret little black velvet dress that works as well as a nightgown, if you don't fancy wearing a mini-dress or simply have no place to wear it. While it has been worn once or twice, it's in very good condition. It's a size small. If you want a picture of it, just e-mail me, but I should warn you that I have had to yoink a ( Read more... )

Offer: A size 7/8 black leather skirt (brand name Rafferty)with a slit up the back that can be snapped closed. It's in fine condition and has a 25 inch waist and 36 inch hips, with a length of 24 inches. If you'd like to see a picture, I do have one of this particular design and size, but it's not my skirt or my picture, since my poor camera's ( Read more... )

Offer: I will write a free form poem for you, preferably not related to any fandom, though I can write one about Harry Potter if you insist. I am willing to write about damn near any subject, up to and including erotica, and I ask that you give me four or five prompts. I will pick the subject on which I think I can write best ( Read more... )